- Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world